PLEASE READ THIS AGREEMENT CAREFULLY. IT SETS OUT THE TERMS UNDER WHICH HOT SWEN MEDIA OFFERS YOU USE OF ITS WEBSITE. BY USING THE SERVICES ON THE SITE YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE READ AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS AND THAT THEY SHALL APPLY TO YOUR USE. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE BOUND BY THEM, PLEASE LEAVE THIS WEBSITE.
This Agreement is made between you and Hot Swen Media.
hotswen.com is a satire news site – this means that all the stories are for entertainment and are not true. Hot Swen Media accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information – it is all made up and is not accurate.
What we do for you
We try to make sure that the content and information on Hot Swen is not accurate. But things do change, so you might catch us out occasionally. If you spot any errors, please let us know. Send us an email, you can reach us at admin (at) hotswen.com .
What we need from you
To use our website, we need you to agree to these terms and conditions, and any additional terms and conditions which shall apply to your use of hotswen.com
When using hotswen.com you agree:
not to do anything which will or might damage, interfere with, disrupt access to, interrupt or impair the functionality of the material available on the site;
not to post, distribute or otherwise upload any defamatory, offensive, infringing, obscene, indecent or otherwise unlawful or objectionable material or information or send any chain letters, junk mail, 'spamming' material or any other form of bulk communication;
not to threaten, harass, stalk, abuse, disrupt or otherwise violate the rights of others, including individuals' privacy rights; not to make any unauthorised, false or fraudulent orders, bookings or request for services;
not to do, cause or permit anything to be done that may infringe, damage or interfere with any intellectual property rights of Hot Swen Media or any of our associated companies or third parties. Also, not to do anything that is otherwise unlawful or which may cause any liability for us.
If you send us or post any material or other information to hotswen.com you agree Hot Swen Media will not treat this information as confidential and we will be free to keep and republish this information and reuse it as we see fit. You agree to give up your rights to be identified as the author of this information and to object to any use of this information by us.
Our promise to you
Nothing in these terms and conditions affects your legal rights as a consumer.
Links to other sites
We may provide links to other websites, resources, advertisements or sponsorships either directly or through our contractual partners. We hope that you find these links useful.
If you decide to access other websites, then you will be leaving hotswen.com – that means that we won't be responsible or liable for the content, advertising or products or services available from such sites or, for any dealings that you may have, or the consequences of such dealings, with the operators of those sites. Should a dispute arise between you and any third party, we'll do our best to help you resolve it, but we can't be responsible for any loss or damage.
We expressly reserve the right to withdraw our consent, at any time, to a link that we think is inappropriate.
Intellectual Property Rights
Hot Swen Media name and logo may not be used without Hot Swen Media's written permission.
This also applies to all copyright, trademark rights, database rights, patent rights and any other intellectual property rights in text, graphics, audio, video or image files, content, software, data and information displayed on, or available from hotswen.com. This includes the organisation and layout of the site and the underlying software that's owned by us or our licensors and suppliers. You agree that all these materials are available for your personal use only, and you may not copy, modify, alter, publish, broadcast, distribute, sell or transfer any such materials without our written permission.
Changes to these terms and conditions
These terms and conditions may be amended, updated and/or modified by us from time to time. You'll still need to agree to them, so it's a good idea to keep checking back here to stay up to date.
If you keep visiting us here at hotswen.com then we'll take that as confirmation that you have agreed to the new terms and conditions.
