Following the circulation of some texts on social media
platforms advising Nigerians to take their bath with salt water,the country’s
residents have trooped out in numbers to buy every pinch of salt they can lay
their hands on.
HotSwen Correspondent: Good morning ma, may I know you ?
Iya Ramotu: Good morning, my name is Iya Ramotu, I own this
shop
HotSwen Correspondent: Please I want to buy some salt
Iya Ramotu: Salt has finish o, people have come and buy all
my salt since morning…
HotSwen Correspondent: Madam, but why is everyone buying
salt today?
Iya Ramotu: Me I don’t know o, but I heard someone saying
Ebo, or Eba something.
HotSwen Correspondent: You mean Ebola ?
Iya Ramotu: Yes Yes Yes , Ebola, they said they want to use
the salt to baff away Ebola.
HotSwen Correspondent: So madam now that salt has finished
in your shop what next?
Iya Ramotu: It is not only in my shop o, salt has finish
everywhere in Nigeria, I have called all my suppliers and they talk say salt
don finish everywhere. Na Maggi we dey sell give people now.
HotSwen Correspondent: Maggi?
Iya Ramotu: Yes, people dey buy Maggi too, dem talk say
since salt fit kill Ebola, Maggi too fit kill am , when Maggi sef finish dem go
start to dey use Knorr, Onga and even Pepper baff.
HotSwen Correspondent:Ohh wow , thanks for this interview
Iya Ramotu.
Iya Ramotu: No problem my brother, you go buy Maggi?
HotSwen Correspondent: No Thank you ma.
That is what Iya Ramotu had to say. Soap manufacturers have
however been complaining bitterly as salt and Maggi shares have risen highly
against Soap shares on the stock market..
HotSwen Media promises to keep you updated as we discover
more cures to this deadly Ebola Virus. However, for now please have your bath
with Maggi to be on the safe side.
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