NIGERIANS NOW BATH WITH MAGGI AS SALT SCARCITY HITS NIGERIA

Following the circulation of some texts on social media platforms advising Nigerians to take their bath with salt water,the country’s residents have trooped out in numbers to buy every pinch of salt they can lay their hands on.

COURT ORDERS WHITE BASKETBALL TEAM OWNER TO TURN BLACK WITHIN 7 DAYS.

Following the massive racist rant by Donald Sterling, owner of L.A. Clippers basketball team, the World High Court has passed a ruling ordering the 81 year old to undergo a plastic surgery or similar procedure to make himself turn black within the next seven days or be sent to a monkey reserve for the rest of his life.

I SHOULD HAVE REMAINED WITH AMBER ROSE- KANYE WEST

American hip hop artist, Kanye West has taken to twitter to rant about how his music career has been crashing since he started dating Kim Kardashian.

OBAMA INTRODUCES EDIBLE MONEY TO FIGHT HUNGER

President Barack Obama shocked the world today with an unprecedented answer to America’s hunger problem.

RUGGED MAN AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN ENGAGED.

Following the split between Khloe Kardashian and her former husband, Odom Lamar, Hot Swen Media learnt that Khloe has been having some good times with Nigerian artist, Rugged Man. 

MARIAH CAREY KIDNAPPED IN LAGOS LAST NIGHT

Report reaching Hot Swen Media has it that U.S female pop star Mariah Carey who arrived in Lagos 3 days ago to perform at the Access Bank end of the year party has been kidnapped.

COSTA RICA CHANGES NAME

The Costa Rican Flag

The Central American country of Costa Rica has expressed a desire to move into the computer era.
President Kiko Sombrero met with his two chief advisers and they discussed the possibility of a name change.

MAN ARRESTED FOR BRINGING NAKED HORSE TO RACING FIELD

A  Nigerian man has been arrested in America for bringing a naked horse to the racing field .

Mr Akpors  Edet from Warri in Nigeria might be facing up to a 12 year jail term for what the Americans term as indecent exposure .Mr Akpors was visiting the United states for the first time and was not aware of most of their rules . He was invited over by his younger brother who believes he might be more useful to himself over there.

Nelson Mandela was a Great Rapper - Patience Jonathan

Following the death of the great freedom fighter and former South African President, Nelson Mandela, Nigeria’s First Lady who is a 'Vacabularist' has decided to deliver a speech on hotswen dot com in honour of the Legend. See her speech below.

President Jonathan Sets up Panel to Investigate Nelson Mandela’s Death

According to the Special Adviser to the President on Foreign Affairs, Mr Henry Abati, President Jonathan has set up a three-man panel to investigate the demise of the great African Legend, Nelson Mandela.

Nelson Mandela's Death - APC Acuses PDP

 The , All Progressives Congress (APC) has charged the Police and the general public to hold opposition party Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) responsible for the death of the great African legend, Nelson Mandela.

Boko Haram Claims Responsibility For Nelson Mandela's Death

The leader of the Jamaatu ahlis sunnah lil daawati wall jihad, otherwise known as Book Haram, Abubakar Shekau, released a new video today claiming responsibility for Nelson Mandela’s Demise.

Iraq Offers To Send One Million Lecturers To Nigeria.

New Unilag V.C

It is no longer news that university lecturers of public universities across Nigeria have been on strike since July, 2013. This has resulted in the partial paralysis of the academic sector in Nigeria. The federal government has tried to persuade the striking ASUU lecturers to return to their classrooms to no avail. The lecturers have insisted on a no retreat, no surrender stand, meaning that the government has to meet all of their demands before they resume work.

Six Funny Life Lessons ( Very Funny )

Here are six very funny and interesting life lessons you should see and share with the people you love.
Lesson 1: Naked Wife

America Extends Obama Care to Nigeria

 The American government has extended the popular Obama Care to Nigeria. In case you don’t know what Obama care is, it is a new health care bill which was signed into law in 2010 under the administration of President Barack Obama to offer every American citizen access to cheap medical care through private insurance companies.

China Making Moves to Acquire Nigeria.

The Chinese government is making frantic moves to purchase some African countries by 2014.This development is as a result of a recent census which revealed that China is currently overpopulated. The country will soon run out of space to accommodate her citizens and the government has decided to acquire more land space.

Warning: Heavy Winter To Hit Nigeria In December.

 The World Weather Organisation, WWO, announced this morning that there would be major climate changes in Nigeria by December, 2013.

Prince William Reacts to Queens Pregnancy, Threatens 2face

Following the recent development which hit the Buckingham like a storm, Prince William has finally opened up on how he feels about the pregnancy of his eighty seven year old grandmother, Queen Elizabeth the second.

Chris Brown Marries 20 Year Old Nigerian Girl Secretly

Chris and Adaeze.

A source close to Chris Brown, told Hot Swen Media that the American musician got married to a Nigerian girl secretly on Saturday. The question on everybody’s lips is ‘why would Chris Breezy have a secret wedding’? So many people have been calling our telephone lines asking us to contact Chris to find out why he did this and to also get some of the wedding pictures.

Oduah Contacted Me Personally Before She Purchased Those Bulletproof Cars - James Bond

The United States of America in a press statement read by the secretary of states yesterday, stated that they were solidly behind Nigeria’s Aviation minister, Stella Oduah. U.S citizens believe Nigeria is very unsafe and the aviation minister has the right to protect herself.