A man Dr Swen bought a donkey from a preacher.
The preacher told Dr Swen; This donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go, is to say Halleluyah, and the only way to make it stop, is to say Amen.
Dr Swen immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.
"Halleluyah!" He shouted. And immediately the donkey began to trot.
"Amen!" He shouted, and the donkey stopped.
"This is great," he said.
With Halleluyah he rode off very proud of his purchase.
Dr Swen travelled for a long time through some mountains.
Soon he was heading towards a cliff.
He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop.
"STOP!" He shouted, "HALT!" He shouted.
The donkey just kept going, "Oh no, Bible! Church! Please stop!" Dr Swen cried.
He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.
Finally in desperation, Dr Swen said a prayer; Please, dear God, please make this donkey stop before I go off this mountain, in Jesus name, AMEN!" The donkey came to an abrupt stop, just one step from the edge of the cliff. Immediately the donkey stopped, Dr Swen joyously said; "HALLELUYAH!"
One word for Dr Swen ?
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