President Johnathan told Hot Swen newsmen that his administration faced a lot of draw backs in 2013 due to the fact that Nigerians were always raining insults and curses on him instead of praising him and supporting his government.
“All these will stop this year as I have already set up a committee to install CCTV monitoring cameras in every home starting from February 2014.The CCTV cameras will be installed in the sitting rooms, bedrooms, kitchens, bathrooms and toilets of every home to ensure that nobody is talking ill of the president. Anybody found guilty of insulting me or supporting the opposition party will be dealt with accordingly” President Jonathan said.
Hot Swen Media hereby uses this opportunity to advise Nigerians to be careful with what they say about Mr President this year especially in their toilets and bathrooms because most of the security operatives will be concentrating there. Also make sure your prayer points don’t go against the president’s agenda or you might be arrested and prosecuted.
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