NIGERIANS NOW BATH WITH MAGGI AS SALT SCARCITY HITS NIGERIA

Following the circulation of some texts on social media platforms advising Nigerians to take their bath with salt water,the country’s residents have trooped out in numbers to buy every pinch of salt they can lay their hands on.

JOKES: SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS DR SWEN

A Nigerian Tourist Dr Swen went on a business trip to China.
While in China, Dr Swen was sexually promiscuous and didn't use a condom at all.
A week after arriving back home, he woke up one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

EBOLA: FG BANS COMMERCIAL TRANSPORT IN NIGERIA

Following the recent Ebola virus epidemic in some West African countries and the discovery of a man with the virus in Lagos Nigeria, the Federal Government of Nigeria has placed a total ban on the operations of commercial transports system in Nigeria.