While in China, Dr Swen was sexually promiscuous and didn't use a condom at all.
A week after arriving back home, he woke up one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
In shock, he rushed to see a consultant at the National Hospital Abuja.
The doctor, never having seen anything like that before, ordered some tests and told Dr Swen to come back in two days for the results.
Dr Swen returned, the doctor said;
I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.
Dr Swen looked a little perplexed and said; Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc.
The doctor replied; I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We have to amputate your penis.
Dr Swen screamed in horror, AMPU! WHAT? I want a second opinion please doc.
The doctor replied; Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice.
The next day, Dr Swen consulted a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examined his penis and proclaimed: Aha, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease".
Dr Swen said; Yes, yes, I already know that, but what can we do? My doctor wants to operate and
amputate my penis?.
The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed so hard: Silly Nigerian docta, always want to opelate, opelate everything and make more money, that way. No need to opelate.
"Oh, Thank God!", Dr Swen replied in relief.
"Yes", said the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait another couple of weeks. Penis fall off by itself! you save money.
Dr Swen fainted!.
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