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The minister of education, Mr Wike Wyke, announced on Hot
Swen T.V network this morning that he had fired all the striking lecturers with
immediate effect for refusing to return to their teaching jobs despite the intervention
of the country’s president.
Following this announcement, Mr Wike urged all qualified
candidates to apply directly to the federal ministry of education as the
country plans to employ one million new lecturers. He further stated that
applications from foreigners are also welcomed.
Immediately this announcement was made, Hot Swen news learnt
that the Iraqi government has offered to send one million lecturers to all
universities across Nigeria to assist the government.
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The Iraqi prime minister, Abdulgaza Robombnima said ‘we are
prepared to help our brother, Jonathan, in Nigeria; we are sending one million
Iraqi lecturers to teach the Nigerian students for free. I am sure after the
first few lecturers, the students will be better strikers than their lecturers,
we are going to major on bomb manufacturing and then have compulsory evening
classes on suicide bombing. Boys will be in different classes from the girls
and anybody caught cheating during examination will be shot dead right there in
the examination hall. Any female student who exposes her wrist or ankle will be
hanged to death’.
The federal government immediately accepted this offer and
the new lecturers have already started arriving in the country. All students
who were on campus fled immediately this announcement was made; many of them
have however decided to go into music and blogging.
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