The USA government is teaming up with president Jonathan of Nigeria
to enable Nigerians benefit from this care also. It will be called Jonathan
Care in Nigeria and will offer citizens the right to free medical attention
regardless of the cost of their medical needs.
Immediately the bill was announced on Hot Swen TV this
morning, many private hospitals were shut down by their owners as they can no
longer extort money from patients. Many medical doctors have also resigned and
are now applying for lecturing jobs in universities as reports have shown that
ASUU members might be the richest people in Nigeria by 2014.
The federal government stated that this is a very good
development which takes care of so many issues at the same time. The senate
president ,Emmanuel Briggs said “we no longer need to tackle the boko haram
insurgency as anybody who gets injured by their bullets will be treated for
free ,so boko haram carry go oo, we no fear you again “ . He also said dead
victims of bomb explosions and plane crashes can be kept in hospitals and be
receiving proper medical treatment for as long as their family wishes, even
though they are already dead, it is all free.
The Lagos state government reacted to this by immediately
inviting all commercial motorcycle operators to resume operations on all major
express roads across the state and urges Lagosians not to use overhead bridges
so as to enable the bridges last longer. Gov Fasola said “you can now cross
express roads and use okada, if you get involved in any accident, Jonathan Care
will take care of you”.
Many Nigerians have accepted this as a very welcomed development
as many people have already been admitted into hospitals across the country
today for jumping in front of moving trailers, attempting to steal from army
barracks or jumping off tall buildings dressed up in super hero costumes.
What is your take on the new Obama/Jonathan Care?
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