Friday 6 December 2013

WHY YOU SHOULD STOP USING YOUR PHONES IMMEDIATELY

Many of you are so addicted to using your phones that a day without them might be suicidal. Blackberry users top the list of the mobile phone addicts. Android, iPhone and other smart phone users consider their phones to be the third most important part of their bodies immediately after the heart and the brain. Hot Swen now presents to you, five reasons why you need to throw your phones away immediately.

1. Did you know that all mobile phones come with hidden cameras to record and film all your life activities? This video and voice data is constantly being stored in the Afghanistan government database.

2. Did you know that there is a self-destruct button on your phone? Many people have pressed this button without knowing it and it made their phones to explode immediately, thereby killing them.

3. Did you know that every text message and voice calls you make are transported in space by using some of your brain cells. That’s why your brain cells reduce every time you make a phone call or send a text message. Many people have already started turning into zombies in some parts of Africa.

4. Did you know that there are some bees in your phone which vibrate each time your phone rings? These bees have escaped from some phones during calls and attacked their owners. 

5. Did you know that HIV/AIDS cannot be transmitted through hand shake or hugging but it can be transmitted through phone calls and text messaging? 

Hot Swen advises all our readers to throw their phones away immediately to prevent all these stated above. Be Warned.


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