A newly wedded man, Uzondu Charles, from Imo state contacted Hot Swen Media today with claims that his newly wedded wife, Anita, is a fish.
Mr Charles said “I dated Anita for two years before we finally decided to tie the nuptial knot. While we were dating, Anita was a strong advocate of ‘No Sex before marriage’ so we never got down. I remember vividly when we went to an eatery and I ordered for two big fish garnished with tomatoes and onions ,Anita angrily ran out of the place. When I asked her the reason for her action, she said she was horrified to see humans treat fishes with so much cruelty, but I didn't get the message then.
Just two days ago, after our wedding reception and church service,Anita and I were alone in the house. It was supposed to be our wedding night and our first night getting down but when I entered into the room, I saw Anita surrounded by so many fishes and the whole room was flooded with water. Her head had also been transformed into a fish's head”.
Now Mr Uzondu is confused whether to continue with the marriage or file for a divorce as he is strongly against divorce after marriage, besides Anita has already apologized and promised to never flood the room with water again.
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