GIRL WITH 27K TWITTER FOLLOWERS IN LOVE WITH BOY WITH 120 FOLLOWERS, FAMILY DISAPPROVES.

A Nigerian man has been asked by his girlfriend’s father to get twenty thousand Twitter followers in a month if he wants to marry her.

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Dr Swen: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.
Dr Swen: Gen. 2:18
The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

PHOTO OF THE DAY: 21st Century Lady

True or false ? 

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PHOTO OF THE DAY: BREASTFEEDING FATHER

What do you think of this photo? 

Cool or Absurd ?

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I AM A FAILURE, MOURINHO WAS RIGHT – ARSEN WENGER

Following the war of words which ensued after Arsenal FC’s manager, Arsène Wenger, accused Chelsea’s manager, José Mourinho of being afraid of failure, Wenger has come out to publicly admit that he is a specialist in failure.

PHOTO OF THE DAY: HE NEEDS A VAL

This man needs someone to be his valentine, anyone interested ? 

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UNILAG BANS STUDENTS FROM DRIVING ON CAMPUS

The authorities of the University of Lagos have placed a ban on the use of cars by students of the institution. This development is as a result of several petitions written by the university’s lecturers to the school authorities.

GIRL SHOCKS EVERYONE BY MARRYING HER MOBILE PHONE

In a rather surprising event today, an 18-year-old Nigerian girl married her mobile phone in Lagos. According to the new marriage laws issued by the Supreme Court, anyone above the age of 18 can marry anything except the same-sex.

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UNABLE TO ATTRACT EVEN A SINGLE GIRL, FRUSTRATED MAN SUES CLOSE UP

In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for Unilever Nigeria Limited (UNL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the company, which owns the Close Up toothpaste brand, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’.

FG TO INSTALL CCTV MONITORING CAMERAS IN EVERY HOME BY FEBRUARY

In a new year message aired live on Hot Swen T.V, the President of Nigeria, President Jonathan, said he would be taking measures to leave no stones unturned this year.

PRESIDENT JONATHAN DEVASTATED BECAUSE HIS SON SUPPORTS APC

Information reaching Hot Swen Media has it that President Jonathan was highly devastated to find out that his son, Hope Jonathan, is a strong supporter of Nigeria’s number one opposition party, APC.

FG POSTPONES XMAS AS BOKO HARAM INJURES SANTA CLAUS

Santa Claus arrived in Abuja,Nigeria today on an invitation by Nigeria’s first lady, Mama Peace, to celebrate Christmas with the Jonathan family as well as close friends of the family but was injured a few minutes ago inside Santa’s Castle due to an explosion which the dreaded Boko Haram sect has claimed responsibility for.

Hot Swen Facts - Part 4

1.  3% of all ex-priests head-butt people when people aren't looking

LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT INTRODUCES WHEEL BARROW RACING COMPETITION.

The Lagos state government has introduced a new sport in the state. This new sport is known as “Wheel Barrow Racing”, it involves several people participating in a racing competition by pushing wheel barrows very fast.

I SHOULD HAVE REMAINED WITH AMBER ROSE- KANYE WEST

American hip hop artist, Kanye West has taken to twitter to rant about how his music career has been crashing since he started dating Kim Kardashian.

JOKES: AKPOS ASSIGNMENT

Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn’t submit an assignment.

Dear Lecturer,

ARSENAL IS FINISHED-RAMSEY

Midfielder Aaron Ramsey has come out to say that Arsenal is finished after their Manchester City mauling.
Ramsey feels the defeat has done a permanent damage on the team and he believes strongly that it would be nearly impossible for them to recover .

DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN WELCOMES BABY GIRL

The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Jonathan, welcomed a baby girl into the family last week as his wife, Dame Patience Jonathan, put to bed at the Presidential Hospital.

JOKES: AKPOS AND THE BEGGAR (HILARIOUS)

For a very long time a guy Akpos had been battling with a leak in his roof.

One night there was a heavy downpour and he had to move from one corner of the room to the other, to avoid drops from the roof.

OBAMA INTRODUCES EDIBLE MONEY TO FIGHT HUNGER

President Barack Obama shocked the world today with an unprecedented answer to America’s hunger problem.

TOP 5 CRAZY PICTURE ROAD SIGNS - PART 3

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POLICE ARRESTS KID FOR WATCHING CHINESE MOVIE

The Nigerian Police Force has arrested a twelve year old boy, Obinna, for watching a Chinese movie on his phone.

Hot Swen Facts - Part 3

Hot Swen Dot Com presents Hot Swen Facts - Part 3

1. 46% of all men eat people during summer

RUGGED MAN AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN ENGAGED.

Following the split between Khloe Kardashian and her former husband, Odom Lamar, Hot Swen Media learnt that Khloe has been having some good times with Nigerian artist, Rugged Man. 

JOKES: AKPOS VALENTINE PACKAGE (HILARIOUS)

Chichi was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon.
After she awoke, she told her husband, (Akpos)

MARIAH CAREY KIDNAPPED IN LAGOS LAST NIGHT

Report reaching Hot Swen Media has it that U.S female pop star Mariah Carey who arrived in Lagos 3 days ago to perform at the Access Bank end of the year party has been kidnapped.

OBASANJO'S PICTURE ON NEW N5000 NOTES!

The Federal Government has approved the release of new Nigerian Naira currency notes featuring former President Olusegun Obasanjo on the new 5000 naira notes.

ANDRE VILLAS-BOAS TO COACH SUPER EAGLES AT 2014 WORLD CUP

The Nigerian Sports Ministry has hired Andre Villas-Boas, the recently sacked manager of Tottenham Hotspur, to coach the Super Eagles into victory at the Brazil 2014 world cup.

PHOTO OF THE DAY : AFTER ENGLISH EXAM

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MAN DISCOVERS HIS WIFE IS A FISH ON WEDDING NIGHT

A newly wedded man, Uzondu Charles, from Imo state contacted Hot Swen Media today with claims that his newly wedded wife, Anita, is a fish.

JOKES: AKPOS AND THE PASTOR

Akpos was coming out from the church after service, and the preacher was standing at the door as usual to shake hands.

LAGBAJA TAKES MASK OFF TO HONOUR NELSON MANDELA

 Many Nigerians have always wondered who the mystery man behind the mask is. Lagbaja is a popular Nigerian artist with several songs to his name.

PHOTO OF THE DAY: POLICE MAN BREAKING THE LAW

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KCEE LIMPOPO EXPOSED

The Okpekete master, Kingsley Chinweike Okonkwo aka Kcee, attended Tolu Primary school , Ajegunle Lagos then proceeded to Central High School , Isolo and later University of Nigeria, Nsuka.

Jokes: The Accident

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident.
It was a bad one.
Both of their cars were totally demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

JOKES: WELCOME to the "STOCK" MARKET

A man appeared in one village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around their village, they went out to the forest and started catching them.

YOU MIGHT SPEND 15 YEARS IN JAIL IF YOU INSULT PRESIDENT JONATHAN AGAIN

The Nigerian senate just passed a new bill into law to reduce the number of insults constantly being rained on President Jonathan. The law states that anyone found guilty of calling the Nigerian president uncomplimentary names on social media would be arrested and sent to jail for 15 years without facing the law court.

COSTA RICA CHANGES NAME

The Costa Rican Flag

The Central American country of Costa Rica has expressed a desire to move into the computer era.
President Kiko Sombrero met with his two chief advisers and they discussed the possibility of a name change.

PHOTO OF THE DAY: WHO ROCKED THE GOLD CHAIN BEST

Pastor Ayoo Oritsejafor …. CAN president

Who rocked the gold chain best ? Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) President . Ayoo Oritsejafor , the Koko Master D'banj or Kanye West ?