PHOTOS: We Need More Female Porn Stars in Politics – Imo State Governor

 A source close to Governor Rochas Okorocha told Hot Swen news that the governor is currently searching for beautiful female porn stars to add to his cabinet.

U-17 World Cup – Golden Eaglets To Swear at Mexican Shrine.

The Nigeria team defeated the Mexican team three goals to nil today at the Saudi Arabia Stadium to emerge as the winners of the U-17 world cup. The Mexican team however, believes the Golden Eaglets cheated by faking their ages and using African charms.

You Can Now Use Videos as Profile Pictures.

Hot Swen technology reports show that people can now use videos as their profile pictures. There is a common saying “A picture is worth a thousand words” but I believe a video is worth more than a million words.

Oduah Contacted Me Personally Before She Purchased Those Bulletproof Cars - James Bond

The United States of America in a press statement read by the secretary of states yesterday, stated that they were solidly behind Nigeria’s Aviation minister, Stella Oduah. U.S citizens believe Nigeria is very unsafe and the aviation minister has the right to protect herself.

Wizkid’s Son Attacks Peter Psquare’s Son on Twitter

Psquare's Camaron

Wizkid's Boluwatife

 Twitter is now a battle field for Nigerian celebrities. Just recently, Ghanaian actress, Yvvone Nelson, tactically insulted BBA winner, Karen Igho on twitter calling her “the girl with the fake breasts”.  Two days ago, Don Jazzy and Wande Coal were involved in a very serious twitter fight which resulted in the replacement of Wande Coal with Ebenezer Obey.

Mavin Records Kicks out Wande Coal, Signs Ebenezer Obey

Following the war of words which occurred between Africa’s black diamond, Wande Coal and Don Jazzy yesterday, the Mavin Record crew headed by Don Jazzy has taken a rather smart decision.

WTF Aliko Dangote Acquires 50 million Dollars Gold Fish

 News reaching Hot Swen News network has it that African billionaire, Alhaji Aliko Dangote just made a crazy luxury purchase.

Wow ! Nude Photos of Unilag Student Leaks Online

Wow, what was she thinking? How would she send her nude pictures to Wizkid !!!

ASUU Strike Update: Congrats Students Solution Finally

The federal government of Nigeria met with the academic staff union of universities yesterday at the presidential villa. In attendance at the meeting were the president of Nigeria, Dr Goodluck Jonathan, the vice president, Alhaji Sambo, The first lady, Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan and the leadership of ASUU and NLC.

Aki and PawPaw to Undergo Height Surgery For New Movie

 Nollywood actors, Chinedu Ikedieze and Osita Iheme popularly known as Aki and PawPaw are known for their funny roles in African movies. Despite being full adults, when the duo started their career, they usually played the roles of little kids in movies because of their height and looks. As time went on, they started acting as adults in movies.

Photo Of The Day : Funny Eclipse View

This is a collection of very hilarious pictures of people trying to view the Eclipse which occurred yesterday.  

Funny : Degree Baby

A woman and her grandson were shopping in a supermarket.

The grandma realizes that the kid had picked a toy.

Queen Elizabeth Confirmed Pregnant- Fingers Point at 2face

The queen of England, HRM Queen Elizabeth the 2nd, was confirmed pregnant this morning. The Buckingham Palace spokesman, Mr Jack Robinson, told Hot Swen correspondent that the Queen was feeling feverish this morning and her personal doctor was invited over.

Hot Swen Top Ten Halloween Costumes

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Kim Kardashian Accuses D'Banj of Stealing Her Diamond Ring

Information reaching Hot Swen Media house has it that the koko master was arrested this morning at the Kardashians’ residence. Kanye West proposed  to Kim Kardashian some days ago with a 15 karat diamond  ring which she has left permanently on her finger.

BBA Winner Dilish and Edo State Governor Weds Secretly

 The Governor of Edo State, Comrade Adams Oshimole yesterday had a secret wedding with Dilish. Gov. Oshiomole said he had not been able to get the BBA winner off his mind ever since he first saw her on TV.

Biography: Nicki Minaj Exposed

Veronica Tanya Maraj Obasanjo was born on December 8th, 1982 (31 years). She is popularly known by her stage name Nicki Minaj. Nicki is the third daughter of Nigeria’s former president, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo.

BlackBerry Users Take to Street to Protest against BBM on Android

BlackBerry Limited, formerly known as Research In Motion Limited (RIM), went into a partnership with Android Inc , Apple Inc and Nokia Limited some months ago and made the blackberry messenger available on the android, ios and nokia ovi operating systems.

Mr Ibu Declares Intention to Run for President.

Popular Nollywood actor, John Okafor AKA Mr Ibu ,has made public his intention to contest in the next presidential election. Mr Ibu who is known for his funny roles in Nigerian movies made this announcement at the Eagles Square, Abuja.

UEFA Champions League To Stop in 2014

The Fifa president, Sepp Blatter , made a shocking announcement this morning . Blatter said, the Federation of International Football Association (FIFA) has come up with a decision to stop the UEFA championship games by 2014.

75 Year Old Stowaway Man Found on Airplane’s Wing

A 75 year old man was found on the wings of a Boeing-747 British Airways airplane this morning. The Plane took off from the Muritala Muhammed Airport, Ikeja at about 7:00am today from Nigeria to the United Kingdom.

Olamide Appointed Deputy Governor of Lagos State.

The Eniduro crooner was seen celebrating with fans as Governor Fashola appointed him as his Deputy. Olamide who was born on the 15th of March 1989, hails from Osun state. He grew up in Lagos and started his music career also in Lagos, the name Olamide has become a house hold name.

Army Distributes Guns To Students To Fight Boko Haram.

The Nigerian Army today distributed several assorted guns to students of tertiary institutions across Nigeria. General Humanni said “ since their lecturers have decided to stay at home, the students need to be kept busy instead of just staying at home idle, because an idle mind is the devil’s workshop”.

Must Read: How To Kill A Witch

This is an article everyone should read. We all know the world we live in is controlled by supernatural powers and there are so many supernatural beings. Some are good while others are evil. A witch according to Hot Swen spiritual dictionary is a supernatural being who is known for evil deeds.

Shocking : I Am Behind ASUU Strike - Lady Gaga

 American musician Lady Gaga caused a mild drama at the American church,Texas on Sunday .Lady Gaga was in  the spirit when guest preacher, Prophet T.B Joshua from Nigeria started a deliverance session on all the church members.

Breaking News:President Jonathan Deported From Isreal

Following the threat by Pope Francis to resign ,the Israeli government has taken swift action to deport President Jonathan from Israel.

Lionel Messi Dumps Football For Basketball

 Argentine footballer Lionel Messi who plays as a ‘forward’ for La Liga club FC Barcelona and the Argentina national team made a shocking announcement today. Lionel Messi said “soccer has never really been my thing; I have always had a passion for basketball right from childhood”. 

HOT SWEN Photo Of The Day : Crazy Bike Guy

WTF does this guy think he is doing ? 

Give this picture a name. 

ASUU STRIKE : Pope Francis Threatens To Resign

In a worldwide mass hosted by Pope Francis today in Rome to celebrate the World Mission Sunday, he expressed great sadness concerning the current situation of Nigeria. The Pope said he was greatly displeased with the way the country is being ruled by President Jonathan.

Police Officer Grabs Girl's Breasts

What was this officer of the Nigeria Police Force thinking ? Is that a gun in his hands ?

BBA's Beverly Osu's Mother Cries Out

Mrs Osudijikemara, mother of Beverly Osu , cried out today concerning her daughter’s sudden transformation. She said ever since her daughter got back from the Big Brother Africa house, she has been a completely different person.

Win An Oil Well in The Kcee Limpopo Dance Competition

Limpopo crooner, Kcee, is set to take the Limpopo dance to the next level. The young musician who was formerly a member of the defunct KC-Presh duo is really taking the entertainment industry by storm.

Kanayo O kanayo Arrested For Blood Money

The State Security Service (SSS), today arrested actor Kanayo O Kanayo for using several victims for money rituals. He was apprehended at his Banana Island residence this morning while he was pounding a 6 month old baby.

Twitter To Ban All Girls Who Post Indecent Pictures

The world’s number two social network ,Twitter, announced its new user policy today at a press briefing led by Hot Swen news crew. The chairman of the social network stated that they have noticed that girls have converted twitter to a o platform where they can easily advertise their bodies to get sex mates.

BIOGRAPHY: The Real Wizkid.

 My name is Ayo Balogun Wellington AKA Wizkid. I was born on July 16, 1990 (age 23).

I went to primary school at Ebute-Metta before moving to Kano for my secondary education. My father is Bankole Wellington popularly known as Banky W.

Pregnant Woman Delivers Baby on Track During 400M Race

A 9 months pregnant woman left spectators speechless this morning as she delivered her baby during a 400m race. 28 year old Sandra Makay from New York challenged Russia’s fastest female runner, Bella Pova, in a 400 m race for the world’s peace runner 2013 medal worth 3 million dollars.

Rapper Drake Celebrates 70th Birthday In Grand Style

Canadian born rapper Drake celebrated his 70^th birthday today at the Hot Swen Lounge, Coventry United Kingdom. Ohh yeah a lot of you didn’t know he was 70 right? Well, he confirmed this himself at the venue.

Hot Swen Media House Launches Billion Dollar website.

Yesterday, 0ct 21, was a wonderful day at Hot Swen Media House headquarters, New York, USA as the multi-billion dollar company launched a new beautiful 5D website for the pleasure of its readers.

I wasn't born a Virgin - Miley Cyrus

Teen pop star Miley Cyrus paid a visit to Hot Swen Newspapers news room today after ignoring our invitations on two different occasions Miley who has always expressed her love for nudity, drove into Hot Swen premises almost completely nude in a pink Bentley Gt continental. She had only panties on so one of our correspondents had to quickly donate her own bra to Miley before taking her into the news room.

Miley Cyrus was interviewed by popular Hot Swen reporter Jackie Holmes. Read the interview below….

Actress Tonto Dikeh Acquires Private Jet

Beautiful actress Tonto Dikeh shared pictures of her new private jet on instagram today, with the #tag “New plane things”. The light skin actress is known for her bad girl roles in Nollywood movies.  Hot Swen newspapers correspondent, Joy Obi, was able to ask Tonto AKA Poko some questions over the phone. Read the conversation below…