Friday, 8 November 2013
U-17 World Cup – Golden Eaglets To Swear at Mexican Shrine.
The Nigeria team defeated the Mexican team three goals to
nil today at the Saudi Arabia Stadium to emerge as the winners of the U-17
world cup. The Mexican team however, believes the Golden Eaglets cheated by
faking their ages and using African charms.
Here is what the Mexican coach had to say “How can Musa Yahaha make us
to score ourselves so early like that in a world cup, are we babies or what? Kelechi
Iheanacho scored us at the fifty sixth minute; did you see the way that guy was
handling my players? He is way above seventeen mehn! Lastly, look at the free
kick by Musa Muhammed, did anybody see the ball leave his leg? Suddenly we saw
the ball in our goal post, that is black magic, that is cheating”.
The FIFA authorities have asked the Nigeria Super Eaglets to
swear an oath at the great Mexican shrine to confirm their innocence of the
allegations been levied against them before the world cup can be handed over to
them. The super eaglets were scared
initially before words from Prophet T.B. Joshua came in asking them to go ahead
and swear as he would be doing some work for them at his place to ensure that
nothing happens to them.
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