1. Former Nigerian President,Olusegun Obasanjo was part of the engineering team that invented the blackberry phone.
2. To the Niger Delta militants, it was considered rude to kill someone wearing green. (That’s why the army survived their attacks)
3. The first Nigerian cars were powered by palm wine.
4. Adding margarine to your car’s petrol engine will make your fuel last ten times longer.
5. Albert Einstein was an avid bodybuilder.
6. Lagos State Governor was once Nigeria’s Under 17 Coach.
7. Most Farmers make love when the wind blows.
8. 92% of all musicians support corruption during the hours of darkness.
9. Most hairy ugly people talk to priests in the workplace.
10. 51% of all failed actors attend pointless conferences on a part time basis.
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