He sat down and noticed four buttons with the following inscriptions on them: WW, WA, PP, APR
Akpos was curious and pressed the WW button.
His buttocks was gently sprayed with warm water.
Akpos then said; I love this and pressed the WA button and a blast of warm air dried his buttocks.
Akpos said; Wow! I am loving this.
He pressed the PP button. A powder puff rubbed on his buttocks and made him smell fresh.
Akpos then said; Automatic toilet, look at how it is pampering me.
He pressed the last button, which is the APR button and woke up in a hospital bed.
A nurse smiled at him and asked; Did you press the APR button.
Akpos replied; Yes, I pressed it.
The nurse then said; APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. I'm sorry. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you it went for your balls. Your balls are in this jar.
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