Tuesday 12 November 2013

Shocking Revelation: Nobody is Getting Out Alive

I know you might be a little scared reading this but I’m sorry I have a little bad news for you. A recent study carried out by Hot Swen research team has shown that nobody is getting out of this life alive. Yes no matter how hard you try, you are not getting out alive.

 Don’t cry, I cried too when I got the report but here is the good news: you have the right to enjoy your current life to the fullest. Oh yeah, do I see a smile there?
A lot of us take life too seriously forgetting that we won’t be here forever. Many times, we get angry with the people we love, we yell at them we get worried over little things and all that, but trust me we can do without all this and live a better life. Life is already very short so why make it any shorter? You think a hundred years is a long time? Trust me, it’s not, time flies.  Go and ask your eighty year old grandpa I’m sure he would be able to explain that to you better. Times flies even faster when we don’t live our lives to the fullest.
Ok, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying you should start being a miscreant, but common, stop taking life like you own all the problems in the world. I won’t bore you too much with all these talks but I’ll just give you one priceless tip that will change your life if you use it well. 
The next time someone annoys you …. I said the next time someone does something you don’t like, before you get angry first ask yourself ‘does this person really hate me so much and just wants to get on my nerves? If the answer is no, then just smile and get over it, it was just an honest mistake; if the answer is yes, then just consider the person ignorant and you need to cure that ignorance by showing the person that you love him or her even more for annoying you’.
 Lastly, laughter is the Best Medicine .Humor is infectious. The sound of roaring laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze. When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy. Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use. Live, love and laugh. That’s our motto at hotswen.com. When you need real news you have several websites to visit but when you need a good laugh, you are always welcome here, we would always have you laughing with our several spoof news.
Thanks for reading this. Cheers. 

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1 comment:

  1. Oh yeah! "Life is too short for smileys; state your biz and go straight to the point"...forget 'em haters tha* try to make it "un-worthwhile" for ya #Bless

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